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Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
Fortis Et Certus
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Posted - 2016.01.10 17:22:18 -
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I really couldnyt care less about this, but i should really run for a Place in CSM just as a protest.... And should it begin snowing in hell and i won a Place, i would do my best to try to change the game in directions that would **** off most of the old grumpy vets that refuses to leave EVE (Yeah those that try to keep EVE so they wont loose anything of their own goods.)
VOTE GOAT FOR CSM. SEE EVE CRASH AND DIE IN FLAMES!! |
Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
Fortis Et Certus
224
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Posted - 2016.01.10 18:21:41 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:A vote for Remiel is a vote for getting 'bacon' added to available trade commodities on the market.
I promise I won't do anything else but that.
I may agree that BACON is the Cure for everything, but i still belive im the best option for CSM.
VOTE GOAT AND ULL GET SO MUCH FREE MOONSHINE ULL BELIVE JESUS GIVING YA A LAPDANCE. |
Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
Fortis Et Certus
224
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Posted - 2016.01.10 18:45:13 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:Goatman NotMyFault wrote:Remiel Pollard wrote:A vote for Remiel is a vote for getting 'bacon' added to available trade commodities on the market.
I promise I won't do anything else but that. I may agree that BACON is the Cure for everything, but i still belive im the best option for CSM. VOTE GOAT AND ULL GET SO MUCH FREE MOONSHINE ULL BELIVE JESUS GIVING YA A LAPDANCE. As it happens, bacon also cures moonshine hangovers. They need more than one person on the CSM you know. We're not competing here. 
What?? this aint a run for a dictatorship? (BTW...EVE's best ship aint the friendship... its the dictatorship!!)
"The goat, a mean, smelly four legged creature that farts uncontrollably, much like many members of CSM, needs to be lactated with genuine care. Approach from behind with the fingers warmed gently and smelly faintly of Brut aftershave. Grip the naked udder firmly and yank downwards while screaming "Bush is a girl!". If CONCORD and Factional Police agents have not dropped in and arrested in you within thirty seconds, either a) you're doing it wrong, or b) the goat's your mother."
VOTE GOAT AND ILL FINALLY WASH!!
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Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
Fortis Et Certus
226
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Posted - 2016.01.10 19:49:58 -
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Tippia wrote:Goatman NotMyFault wrote:VOTE GOAT AND ILL FINALLY WASH!! What, and ruin the raw animal appeal?
Dont dispair... soon ill release a New Cologne Collection, first out in all Brutor Tribe station, will be the "Eu de Goat".... followed by the CCP sponsored New Quafe Product: "Quafe with Goat Sweat"
VOTE GOAT |
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